Above: Fact: for $8,000,000, you can make The Chieftains do anything you want. ANYTHING. YOU. WANT.
Bottom: Money problems, hey? Maybe you shouldn't have given up Irish step dancing, fuckface. How do you think I paid for all these bikini babes to stand around on my yacht?
Summary: An Irish home run! Who would have expected a jiggling minor on the cover of the news? Tomorrow the Sun will denounce the man who took this voyeuristic picture in a searing editorial.
**** (out of 5)