Up top: Two men have been convicted of manslaughter for the 2005 Yonge Street shooting of an innocent girl. $20,000,000 is up for grabs. And the Sun is angry that Toronto city councillors have been travelling to transit conferences around the world on taxpayer dollars, like a bunch of bus-and-train-obsessed Gatsbys.
Bottom: The Chevrolet Get More Event is here. What are you even talking about?Summary: An utter failure! Thankfully, today's Good Friday parade means that tomorrow's cover will likely feature a Portuguese or Italian man dressed up like Jesus.
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