Front and centre: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Today the Sun set back gender relations 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years by literally comparing a woman to a dog! Let's investigate: on the left we have Helena Guergis, the recently resigned Conservative Junior Minister of State for the Status of Women. You may remember Guergis from her batshit crazy boot-throwing tantrum at the Charlottetown airport? She's also being investigated by the RCMP for shady business dealings with her amazing husband. On the right we have Genny, a three-year-old black lab that is (hilariously!) running for city council in Durham. Talk about news of the weird! While it's true that Guergis is a crazy idiot, she is still, in the words of Nellie McClung, a "person." So, what is the Sun actually saying here?
A) Guergis is a dog for being a bad politician
B) all female politicians are dogs
C) all women are dogs
D) lock women in cages
I believe the answer the Sun is looking for is D! Let's party! The Sun may as well have juxtaposed a black man with an ape. Or an Irishman with an overflowing toilet.
Top: Tiger Woods is playing a little bit of sports. Also: 18,000,000 beautiful dollars.
Bottom: If you've got girl problems I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 problems and one of them is a money problem.
Summary: Today's Toronto Sun cover wouldn't look out of place on the Afghanistan Herald. Taliban in da house!
***** (out of 5)
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