Front and centre: A World War I memorial has fallen into disrepair in Scarborough and (surprise, surprise) the Sun is seizing the opportunity to promote its sickening pro-arts agenda. For shame! Don't they know there are more important things in life than sculptures, paintings and beadwork? Try living in the real world for once, you big dandies.
Top: I hope Canada finally has a culture war. Here's how it will work: Justin Bieber and Ron James will be locked in a special room with nothing but two knives and a bunch of lube. The boy who comes out alive will be the new King of Ideas.
Left: Ever wondered what it would feel like to have $41 million in your mouth? The only way to find out is to buy a lottery ticket.
Bottom: Here's a dating tip for all the guys out there: why not take your sweetheart to the Fully Loaded Event? Sure, it sounds funny, but at the end of the evening you might just find that you're a husband!
Summary: I feel that today's cover is a calm before a storm....
** (out of 5)
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