Tuesday, April 20, 2010

20 April 2010

Front and centre: Whoa! The Sun has created an amazing, mayor vs. mayor action movie poster. In this movie, David Miller is the haggard Bruce Willis-esque hero who must destroy the villainous Hazel McCallion before she gets so unbelievably old that the universe implodes and God falls from the sky. Talk about stakes! The best part of the movie is where Miller breaks into McCallion's Fortress of Shadows and they fight, make love and discuss the salaries of their respective city councillors. Then they make love again. $50,000 Question: A film by David Cronenberg and Oliver Stone, too.

Left: Washington creamed on Montreal five times last night, but Montreal only creamed on Washington once! How is that fair? Also: $41 million has always been my favourite number. It's what I'm going to name my first son.

Bottom: The Arizona Bar & Grill is better than the real Arizona because the real Arizona doesn't have great food or a DJ. It's just peanut butter and a guy playing Sublime covers on an acoustic guitar.

Summary: Hazel McCallion's face should be on the cover of the Sun every day to remind us of Ancient Worlds and the thrill of Immortality.

*** (out of 5)

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