Thursday, April 22, 2010

22 April 2010

Front and centre: Who's that bunch of hunks on the cover of today's Sun? Why, it's ♫ David Miller and his Million Dollar Boys Band ♫. The Sun is angry that these smoking hot municipal politicians are getting severance pay, instead of, I don't know, committing suicide immediately after leaving office? Trust me—the Sun wouldn't be making such a stink if these boys were ugly.

Up on top: The Montreal Canadiens are in a very tight, young spot after losing 3-1 to the Capitals. Also: think of all the nice clothes and haircuts those municipal hunks could buy with $41 million....

Bottom: Things are still messed up for the Hakim Optical couple. Last night, the man ruined what was supposed to have been a romantic dinner when he drank too much Pepsi beforehand. He got so hyperactive at the table that the woman burst into tears and locked herself in the bathroom until dawn. Watch it, man. Keep it up and I'm going to steal that girl from you, and then I'll be the one getting the free lenses and second pair. My eyes are terrible.

Summary: Boring. The Sun totally blew a golden opportunity to decorate the front page with a very Bad Santa.

** (out of 5)

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