Thursday, April 15, 2010

15 April 2010

Front and centre: "Do you remember where you were," people will say in future times, "when you heard that Devil Dog had been killed?" The passing of Devil Dog is bound to become one of those gigantic cultural unifiers, like the JFK assassination, 9/11 or Charlie Sheen's announcement that he might not come back for another season of Two and a Half Men. This mythical creature—half-dog, half-the-Devil—has finally returned to the Underworld, where the streets are paved with fire and you can bite all the children you want. Now if we could only find some way to deal with Hell Cat and Bridezilla this city would feel less haunted.

Tippy top: The Raptors beat the New York Knicks 131-113—but what does it matter now that Devil Dog is dead? Also: Guess what Devil Dog used to always talk about? Winning $30 million.

Bottom of the cover: The Hakim Optical couple was about to break up; the fighting was out of control and the sex was nonexistent. Then the news broke about Devil Dog . . . and they agreed to give it one more try. The plan is to have a baby and name it after Devil Dog.

Summary: Devil Dog, everybody. Devil Dog.

**** (out of 5)

2 comments:

  1. This might be the perviest Sun cover since you started cataloguing them. Not only a dog's cock, but a dead dog's cock.

    And I think the guy at the top of the page stole one of the dog's balls.

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  2. Yeah, it's a boy alright. At least we can all sleep safe tonight knowing that Bandit's cock is in Hell.

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