26 April 2010

Front and centre: Today's cover should put to bed any question over whether the Sun is controlled by the liberal Sikh-run media. Could they try to make it more obvious? Not a day goes by that the Sun isn't ramming the teachings of the ten gurus down our throats or self-righteously reminding us to steel ourselves against the Five Evils. We get it, guys. Anyway... if anyone knows of a tabloid newspaper that speaks on behalf of white Christian slobs, please let me know.

Top Right: A Sikh couple has won $20.6 million in the lottery. Coincidence?

Under: Everyone thinks it's cute when a child kisses her mother while enjoying a meal at Country Style, but when I try it with strangers I'm "arrested."

Summary: Happy Khalsa!

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