Monday, April 12, 2010

12 April 2010

Front and centre: It's home opener day for the Jays, and the Sun clearly has a case of Balls Fever. People with Balls Fever tend to do silly stuff, like transform baseball equipment into exclamation points, which is something I admire. (I just wish I hadn't used this particular move on all those resumes I sent out. Trust me, it doesn't get you the job!) In other balls news . . . Phil Mickelson has won the Masters and the Raptors are trapped on some ropes, terrified. Who will rescue these tall men?

Top: More grisly stories about life as a cop. And the wealthy couple is back. You know, you guys may have a lot of money right now, but all the money in the world can't buy you class. As far as I'm concerned, you're just animals on a yacht. Incidentally, are you animals hiring any yacht staff right now?

Bottom: "It's who we are . . . We're Bistrodeli." Why is Country Style using the last line of The Lord's Prayer in an advertising campaign? Disgusting!

Summary: Ballsballsballsballs.

** (out of 5)

2 comments:

  1. Grisly, not grizzly. If you're going to mock, learn to spell so you cannot fall victim to it.

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  2. ^^ the internet still has these ones!

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