Front and centre: In an alternate, dystopian universe, this picture of Sarah Palin would make a great American Apparel ad.Top right: Is $30 million enough for me to buy Alaska and burn it down? Scorched earth policy.
Bottom: I've done a lot of thinking about this ad and I'm pretty sure the three commandments they're talking about are: thou shalt not murder, thou shalt keep holy the Sabbath day and thou shalt not cruise the streets in an elegant green car with thy neighbour's wife.
Summary: I fear that Sarah Palin's wild face will be the last image to flash before my eyes at the moment of my death.
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