Front and centre: A World War I memorial has fallen into disrepair in Scarborough and (surprise, surprise) the Sun is seizing the opportunity to promote its sickening pro-arts agenda. For shame! Don't they know there are more important things in life than sculptures, paintings and beadwork? Try living in the real world for once, you big dandies.Top: I hope Canada finally has a culture war. Here's how it will work: Justin Bieber and Ron James will be locked in a special room with nothing but two knives and a bunch of lube. The boy who comes out alive will be the new King of Ideas.
Left: Ever wondered what it would feel like to have $41 million in your mouth? The only way to find out is to buy a lottery ticket.
Bottom: Here's a dating tip for all the guys out there: why not take your sweetheart to the Fully Loaded Event? Sure, it sounds funny, but at the end of the evening you might just find that you're a husband!
Summary: I feel that today's cover is a calm before a storm....
** (out of 5)
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