Front and centre: The saddest slide ride in the history of the world (and I'm not forgetting about the time Ian Curtis visited a funfair). This girl is supposedly a victim of racism? That's why we need the Sun to demand a better, more tolerant world in which people aren't persecuted because of the colour of their white skin.
The top: Boston beat Philadelphia 4-1. Also: with $15 million you could build yourself a slide like Insano in Brazil!
The bottom: Well, well, well! It seems like the Hakim Optical woman has finally dumped her deadbeat boyfriend and declared her independence. Congratulations, woman! And . . . if you ever feel lonely and need someone to talk to about glasses or lenses . . . over wine and cold cuts and some Savage Garden tunes . . . feel free to shoot me a Skype.
**** (out of 5)
Jesus or Me: Who is More Amazing?
5 years ago