Front and centre: A 12-year-old boy has been caught with a loaded gun. Despite this, the madness will still go ahead on May 25 and end precisely at the stroke of midnight. Trust me, you don't want the madness to go on past midnight or you're all messed up the next day, do you know what I mean?
Top: Chris Bosh might leave the Raptors for a city without the madness.
Summary: A 12-year-old with a gun is great and everything, but we're completely overlooking the latest news on Perv Santa.
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