Wednesday, May 12, 2010

12 May 2010

Front and centre: It's been such a long time since we've had a scum on the cover of the Sun that I was beginning to wonder if it would ever happen again. I'm glad to say my fears were unfounded and that Toronto is teeming with all sorts of wonderful and innovative scums! So, who is this scum? I think it's fair to say that by his build, the shape of his head and the cut of his coat this scum's name is either J.J. or Thor. Maybe he thought the Princess Margaret Hospital was a Best Buy and was under the impression that Best Buy was offering a "free computer" deal?

Top: An adorable man with a shaggy face prepares to meet his maker. Also: with $3.5 million we could put down all the scum in the GTA.

Bottom: The Theory of Reliability claims that a blue car is always in motion and that the driver is always having the time of his life.

Summary: SCUM would have been enough. But SCUM plus SLAUGHTER? That's like making love to a beautiful women and eating a falafel at the same time. Can life get any better?

**** (out of 5)

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