Monday, May 31, 2010

31 May 2010

Vixens: A babe wielding a ball attacks her chesty colleague in the ocean. Fact: if you stare at this cover long enough THEY WILL MAKE OUT!

Left: A man with the worst breasts in history has won $1.8 million.

Beneath: It's going to take a boatload of Summer Chills to cool me off after getting an eyeful of these Aquatic Sex Champions!!!

Summary: Today is going to be Buxom with a fatal chance of Sexiness. The city's Boner Police certainly have their work cut out for them today.

***** (out of 5)

1 comment:

  1. I had to wash my eyes out with a cup of 'Pomegranite Blueberry Eye Cleaner' at the eyewash station at Country Style after getting a load of this cover