Front and centre: The greatest sacrifice a young man can make is giving his life for his country. And when he does, the Toronto Sun will honour him by making an important connection between his death and one of the most beloved sitcoms of the 1980s.
Top: Philadelphia beat Montreal 6-0, Chicago beat San Jose 2-1, and it seems that Kim Mitchell and his wife have won the lottery. Congratulations, guys!
Bottom: Summer Chill is back. Now, if my wife would only follow suit, I'd really be in business!
Summary: I guess it could have been worse... they could have printed WHO'S THE BOSS? or ALF on the cover.
** (out of 5)