Front and centre: Good news, friends! It's now perfectly legal to drag a cyclist through Yorkville and "shake him off" your car so you can get to the Park Hyatt in time for cocktails! Provided you used to be Ontario's Attorney General.The top: A barrel containing a half-man/half-shark creature was found in Lake Ontario? Also: with $12 million we could drag and shake all the cyclists in the GTA to death. And: T.O.'s best sports.
Bottom: According to Honda's Theory of Reliability, a blue car's trunk is just big enough to hold a barrel with a man in it.
Summary:
From the Ontario Ministry of the Attorney General's website:
"The Attorney General is the chief law officer of the Executive Council. The responsibilities stemming from this role are unlike those of any other Cabinet member. The role has been referred to as 'judicial-like' and as the 'guardian of the public interest'."
Anyone care to join me in Yorkville for some Drag 'n' Shake?
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Finally! Something the Toronto Sun hates more than a McGuinty Liberal. Has the Sun ever agreed with anything Bryant did before?
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