Saturday, May 1, 2010

1 May 2010

Front and centre: To follow the Sun's logic here, Toronto is Hell and the Gardiner is the highway that leads us into its completely filthy bowels. I guess that makes all of us demons? No wonder we never see God rollerblading down Queen Street anymore!

Top: The Habs lost 6-3 to Pittsburgh and a Russian fellow was injured on the ice. Also: anyone who studies numerology knows that $4 million is the balance of the Devil's bank account.

Bottom: Install a pool in your home. Pools come in handy during Satanic rituals because they hold so many dead souls. Plus, there's free installation right now.

Summary: Today is the first in a series of Sun covers based on popular AC/DC songs. Other covers in the series will include You Shook Me All Night Long, For Those About To Rock We Salute You and my personal favourite, Big Balls.

** (out of 5)

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