Front and centre: What the hell? I just threw up all over my nightgown. Is David Cronenberg the guest editor of today's cover? And what does he mean saying a "cop did this to me?" No police officer can give a man such a stomach-turning beard! Urgghhh....
(vomits on keyboard)
The top: Boston and Philadelphia are preparing their bodies for Game 7. Also: with $20 million we could buy the man on today's cover a nice hot towel shave from an old-timey barbershop. Make him look elegant.
Bottom: The GMC Right Truck Event is back. So, how can you tell if a truck is right for you? You'll know by the tingly feeling you get in your Tasmanian Devil jean jacket.
Summary: "Man says he has no idea what he did wrong." This fellow reminds me of myself. Today's cover is so gross!
***** (out of 5)
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12 years ago
That's what is referred to at 51 Division as an 'electroclash makeover'
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