Tuesday, June 22, 2010

22 June 2010

Front and centre: HOT STUFF! Today's cover is for all the ladies out there with a fetish for exhausted bald men sleeping in boxes. I mean . . . YOWZA! I'd try this look myself, but I don't own a mailbag or elegant shorts. RING-A-DING-DING! Am I right, ladies?

The left: The World Cup continues in South Africa. Also: Too Many Cops Week is about to kick off in Toronto. I'm willing to be teargassed and have my nose broken as long as Argentina and Japan learn to put their differences aside and agree to be buddies again. Then: a tiny woman has won the lottery. Now she can afford to get as big as she wants.

The bottom: I wonder what's more violent: watching the World Cup at the Arizona Bar & Grill or watching it in South Africa?

Summary: If you look at the picture of the "postie" from the correct angle, you can totally see the penis happen.

**** (out of 5)


  1. why do people even be lazy in public anymore, don't they know that even my dog have a camera and the internet on his phone.

  2. The punctuation was terrible in that comment. What kind of rabble do you have reading this blog of yours Mike? For shame!

  3. Come on! How many lives were lost because of his nap? Did anybody lost any money? Was anybody hurt? Did any pet suffered? Please!
    Haven't you ever day-dreamed where/when you were supposed not to... like in class or during a speech? There is only one reason for this photo... gold diggin' !!! SHAME SHAME SHAME