Friday, October 14, 2011

14 October 2011

Left: RICH MAN, DEAD MAN, you know? It's all the information you need to make an informed decision. The man in question is late businessman and philanthropist Glen Davis (pictured, through no choice of his own, in a hat and glasses beside the Sun logo that threatens to devour him). In 2007, Davis was murdered mysteriously and no one could figure out who did it, or why. Then, on Wednesday, Davis' godson confessed to hiring two Russian guys to kill Davis because he couldn't pay him back a $2.5 million loan.

What this really is, then, is a case of extreme ingratitude. Listen up, all you mixed-up godsons out there: when your godfather is generous enough to lend you $2.5 million, don't hire two Russian thugs to murder him in an underground parking lot. What's that about? Were you born in a barn? There's a much easier way to show your appreciation, and it's called . . . a thank you card. Yes, a thank you card. Little things like that go a long way, and they're way easier to clean up.

Jeez Louise.

Right: Today is the last day to enter the Dreams & Discoveries lottery. From what I understand, prizes include a small girl and a big truck? I'm not much of a gambler, you see!

Summary: Have a good weekend and never trust your godchildren.

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