What this really is, then, is a case of extreme ingratitude. Listen up, all you mixed-up godsons out there: when your godfather is generous enough to lend you $2.5 million, don't hire two Russian thugs to murder him in an underground parking lot. What's that about? Were you born in a barn? There's a much easier way to show your appreciation, and it's called . . . a thank you card. Yes, a thank you card. Little things like that go a long way, and they're way easier to clean up.
Right: Today is the last day to enter the Dreams & Discoveries lottery. From what I understand, prizes include a small girl and a big truck? I'm not much of a gambler, you see!
Summary: Have a good weekend and never trust your godchildren.
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