You know, this disgraceful crime reminds me of John McRae's famous poem:
In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
And a scum in a coat steals
The poppy box on the Pizza Nova counter
Right by the pepper flakes.
Shit. What a lowlife.
Try the Hawaiian slice
It's my favourite one, I think!
How did John McRae know all this would happen?
Top: Toronto's Leafs roughed up the New Jersey Devils' goalie Martin Brodeur last night, then defeated the Devils 5-3. Also: Friday's Lotto Max jackpot is $40 million. If I won that much money, I'd be, like,"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa????"
Below: I'm in a bit of a bind, everybody. See, I'm head over heels for both of these goddesses in glasses, but I can only pop the question to one. To make things worse, if I don't do it tonight, their daddy's gonna kill me! Should I pick Cynthia, with her long-flowing blonde hair and interesting skin? Or Tamara, with her big hands and impressive DJ skills? Argh! Sometimes I hate being Michael Balazo.
Summary: "Officers are warning the public to be on the lookout for a suspicious man wearing more poppies than you would expect."
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