Top left: $15,000,000 is nothing to sneeze at.
Top right: A hockey man has a bar mitzvah?
Bottom: Hakim optical is offering a sweet deal. Do you think the bespectacled couple in the ad are dating or are they just friends?
Summary: There's a little something for everyone today: a forgotten child-killer, some hockey news, the tantalizing prospect of $15,000,000 and discount eye wear. This scattershot approach actually weakens the overall impact of the cover. I would have preferred the use of the word PERV or $icko in the main headline to counteract the relative banality of the other stories/advertisements.
*** (out of 5)